How to Party Like it's Election Day How to Party Like it's Election Day
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How to Party Like it's Election Day

by Pauly Shore

November 6, 2012

Election Day should absolutely be a national holiday. How should it be celebrated? Go to the Starbucks or Coffee Bean, or whatever your coffee choice is, get some muffins. Get some coffee, wait in line, show off your big sticker that says “I Voted,” just get in there, and you know, be an American. Vote for whatever you feel that you want to see happen. There are a lot of places in the world where you still can’t do that.

After that—maybe some lunch with friends. Some Bloody Marys would be cool. Bloody Marys, right? You know what I’m talking about? Then home for some beers, maybe a bong hit... take a Vicodin, and then just channel surf and see how it all plays out. Then you wake up in the morning, and you got a president, bro. It’s like a baby!
 

This post is part of the Take Back Tuesday campaign to make Voting Day a national holiday. Sign up or encourage your company to join in at takebacktuesday.good.is

Image cc flickr user jamelah


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How to Party Like it's Election Day